Our terms and conditions are very simple.

1. You agree that you are of legal age and without any legal restrictions for you to buy the items we sell.
2. You agree to pay The Kinky Stuff/CNK Enterprises for these items in full, including any shipping, handling and taxes due for your order.
3. We agree to ship you the item in New condtion and honor our Return and Exchange policy to the fullest.
4. Your account info is to be used only for shipping and occasional newsletters from us if you so choose. We will not sell or share your info with any third party, EVER!
5. You agree to have a great day! There really is no number 5 but it felt like we needed at least 5 things.

That's it. Why can't the rest of your day be that simple and to the point?